me talking about finals
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!??!??!
It’s quicksand. Quicksand is much thicker than water, which is why things sink so slowly. By that same logic, one can walk on its surface if you go fast enough and with little enough pressure, like skipping a stone on water.
THAT IS FANTASTIC
Non-Newtonian fluids, everyone.
As a child I believed that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem in my life than it has turned out to be. Little did I know I could defeat it by simply waddling like a penguin.
Same here! The 80s gave me unrealistic expectations on how much quicksand I would encounter in my life.
|—||Robert Brault (via saintmetria)|
good looking 13 year olds
"what did u do all day?"
hey uh, where’s the milk here?
"excuse me sir this is a library"
oh sorry *whispers* where’s the milk here?
OH MY GOD IOS7 SENDS YOUR EMAILS FROM THE NAME SIRI CALLS YOU.
I’VE BEEN SIGNING EMAILS TO MY BOSS AS “JAY-Z”
I’ve reblogged this way too many times but it’s so beautiful